If the forests had strip clubs...

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And if there was controversy in the neighborhood...this is what the papers would say:

As part of his effort to keep the forest a family place, Mayor Brownbear announced a plan to clean up the notorious Nutpacking District, a stretch of hollow trees known for its "exotic squirrel" clubs. Under the mayor's proposal, clubs that allow heavy petting would hereby be prohibited from selling birdseed. And all clubs would have to close by the time the owls come out.

"It's outrageous," said club promoter Jimmy Acorn, who owns both The Bushy Tail and Woodchuck's. "The real losers in this are the flying squirrels, who are nocturnal. Now where are they supposed to go to see a little fur?"

But the mayor can count on support from the conservative group Focus on the Forest, which helped pass a previous law defining marriage as between one deer and one doe.

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Enjoy the humor!
J Fox and J Squirrel

Awkward...

Hahaha! These are hilarious...you've probably already seen this site, but in case you haven't...

Awkward Family Photos

The photo comments sometimes really make the photo so make sure you read them. Now I'm going to go look through old family photos to see if I can find anything to add to the site... :)

Stay Dry Atlantans!
J Squirrel

Commercials

Usually, I don't watch commercials...I like to flip around. However, have you seen the Hot Pocket Pizza thingy commercial with the people that yell at the young couple for "eating on the go"? It's hilarious! There's this young couple that's walking around eating Hot Pocket Pizza things and there are all these old people yelling at them and throwing things at them. The funniest part is at the end where these old people get caught toilet-papering the young people's house and then they run off into the dark. Oh man...it's funny... :)

Ok...so you probably have to see it in person, but I laughed. I would try to find a link for it, but how the heck do you do that?

It's late and I'm rambling.

Night,
J Squirrel

Funny Cards

Bored at work this morning? Check out Uncooked Greeting Cards for a good laugh. They are random, witty, stupid, and weird...but hopefully one or two will give you a good chuckle. They're also having a sale right now!

Card Message:
"I can't wait for your stupid birthday to be over so we can start celebrating the only birthday that really matters, mine."

Have a great day!
J Squirrel